Happy Fathers Day Jokes: Fathers do deserve to be treated special and like a king on fathers day. After all, it’s because of fathers, the whole family lives a lavish lifestyle, get to hop to exotic locations, kids can get a quality education, and the list of what a father does is endless. The way fathers day is celebrated has evolved by leaps and bounds in recent years. One fine addition to the fathers day celebration is the custom of sending funny fathers day jokes to your dad to make him laugh freely and release all the worries and stress. A pinch of humor can beautiful the whole celebration to a great extent. To add frisky vibes to your fathers day celebration, we have jotted down the best funny fathers day jokes 2022 that will bring the laughter out of your dad instantly.
Funny Happy Fathers Day Jokes
Q: Who would you call immediately if you breaks your father’s favorite cigar?
A: 991
Q: What is the most generic lie a father utters when he is completely drunk?
A: Sweetheart, you are the most beautiful and gorgeous woman I have ever seen.
Uncle: What’s that one thing your father is most excited about?
Kid: When mom talks about going to grandfather’s home.
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Q: Why fathers are not excited about getting gifts on fathers day?
A: Because who likes to get a gift from his own money.
Father: You have once failed in the examination. How pathetic of you?
Son: I am just taking your legacy to the next level. Chill dad!
Father: Your Hairs are too long, why don’t you cut them?
Son: That is the only thing growing in my life. Do you have problem with that?
What does a credit card and my mother have in common? They both give literal goosebumps to my father.
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Mother to Son: When your father is the happiest? I want to do something special for him.
Son: Just don’t utter the word ‘Shopping’ in front of him for at least one year.
Q: What is the melting point of your father?
A: When mom is on a vacation.
Teacher: How old is your father?
Son: Old enough to not throw me out of the house.
Mother: Your father fumes anger all the time. Why don’ you talk to him?
Son: Any man would be angry if a woman grabs all his salary.
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Mom: Is your father a magician?
Son: No.
Mom: Then how he disappears all the time whenever he gets his salary?
Teacher: Why there are not many books on father?
Students: Because married men don’t create history.
Mom: Is your father a spider?
Son: No
Mom: Why does he spend most of the time on web?
Son: What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?
Father: You
Son: Still sobbing in a corner.
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Son: What is the most daring thing you have ever done in life?
Father: Marrying your mother.
It’s been so many fathers day but I haven’t wrote a joke which can make my father laugh.
Son: Father, you should be grateful to me.
Father: Why?
Son: It’s because of me you get to celebrate fathers day!
Father: So what’s you are going to gift me on fathers day?
Son: Nothing, because you have me.
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What’s the difference between an average and smart father? A smart father teaches his kids everything so he doesn’t have to do anything.
What did an investor dad tell his kids? You are liabilities.
What did a little puppy say to his daddy dog on fathers day? You are paw-some dad.
What is that one thing your father have in plenty? Regrets.
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Teacher: Why your father didn’t come for teacher-parenting meeting?
Student: He doesn’t visit the places he hates.
What happens when your father and mother are in the same room discussing about the bills? A world war.
What did fathers says to his kids when they ask for something in the market? Not a good place to buy, they don’t give anything for free.
Who called it happy fatter day and not happy fathers day?
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Mom: Tell me, which dish your father likes to eat the most?
Son: Anything that you don’t know how to cook.
Once I told a very sassy dad joke to everyone in front of everyone? I still don’t know why I am in orphanage til yet.
Father: Hey son, whom do you like to be when you grow up?
Son: Your funny version but definitely not the financial version.
Q: What’s the best fathers day message you can send to your dad?
A: Thanks a lot dad for not using the condom.
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What does a baby computer call his dad? Data
Mom: Gina, who was that rapper you were telling me about? Hoodie something?
Dad: Hoodie and the Blowfish?
Dad talking about guys: moms all about looks
Mom: if I was all about looks I wouldn’t have married you
Every year I bought him neckties for Fathers Day until I found out he was using them to tie up Mom.
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“Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
Q: Why did the dad joke cross the road?
A: To get father away.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!
I woke up this morning and couldn’t remember which side the sun rises on. Then it dawned on me.
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut!
Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
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What does a baby computer call its dad? Data.
My son wants 50% of my Father’s Day gifts. He says if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t even be a father.
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
How did the dad prank his daughter using fake dog poop on April Fools Day? He told her to look out for her new sham-poo in the shower.
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Dad Wisdom: I know what I’m getting for Father’s Day. Last night my daughter asked me what size aftershave I wear.
It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”
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“Dad, can you put my shoes on?” “No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
How does Darth Vader like his toast cooked? On the dark side.
What did the dad say when his golden retriever was caught eating a hot dog? “It’s a dog eat dog world out there.”
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Why do dads feel the need to tell such bad jokes? They just want to help you become a groan up.
I woke up this morning and couldn’t remember which side the sun rises on. Then it dawned on me.
Dad Wisdom: Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
“Dad, can you put the cat out?” “I didn’t know it was on fire.”
Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!